Sunday, April 25, 2010

To the Bros Who Live Above Me:

Thank you for the nonstop testosterone fest. I really enjoy hearing a booming bass and hard rock music for hours on end. The screaming, banging things, jumping, and running across your apartment are nice touches, as well. Today I really enjoyed the addition of the sound of one of you dragging the Solo-Flex machine around the living room. I understand that you need to prove your masculinity to the rest of the building and each other. But, I am not fooled for a second. I know it's an act. You secretly love the Jonas Bros. and Justin Bieber.

XOXO,
Michelle

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